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Wednesday, August 14th, 2013
11:23 am
[lol1:#freebsd] i setup a fundraiser website for my ex
[lol1:#freebsd] her and her fiance won powerball 1million and she claims to still struggle, desperately needs my child support
[lol1:#freebsd] no one has donated yet
[lol2:#freebsd] put it on Kickstarter
[lol3:#freebsd] I think I'd be hesitant to donate to a lottery winner
[me:#freebsd] no shit, you think?
[me:#freebsd] Would probably work though...

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Tuesday, August 6th, 2013
11:19 am
[derper:#unix] holy fuck
[derper:#unix] I forgot I was on IRC
[derper:#unix] *** Derper has been idle 41499 minutes

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Saturday, June 22nd, 2013
1:35 pm
I read this a bit ago -> I am really shocked by the NSA conspiracy. Aren’t you?


Through this whole thing, I have been amazed at the level of outrage. You'd think that nobody had been paying attention since the early 90's with Carnivore and Eschelon. Its like nobody paid attention to Cointelpro, nobody paid attention to the Clinton warrantless taps and nobody paid attention to history.

I also think the same people who're shocked are the same people who proclaim "well, I don't care, I don't have anything to hide" which is amazingly infuriating. It doesn't matter if you have nothing to hide, you'd be outraged if someone walked in your front door and asked to poke through your medicine cabinet, except the wiretapping is way more intrusive.

Then again, look at the laws we allow to pass - arbitrary restrictions on food, laws that regulate morality, laws that create false senses of security - they all need to go. Anyone who's willing to legislate on issues of personal choice should be drummed out of office because they probably have no qualms about violating your privacy.

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Thursday, May 30th, 2013
11:04 am - I love a good poop joke.
[xxxx] i hang out with guys because we usually have common interests
[xxxx] guns, computers, hunting, fishing, camping, sports
[xxxx] beer
[Bifrost] pooping?
[xxxx] things involving fire
[xxxx] and poop jokes, bifrost.
[yyyy] i like pooping
[Bifrost] POOPING!
[yyyy] much better than the alternative
[fffff] girls don't poop
[xxxx] i LOVE a good poop
[fffff] what are you talking about?
[fffff] nor do they fart
[yyyy] a good poop is like anal sex

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Sunday, May 19th, 2013
11:31 pm - #startups lollarity
[xxxxxx] any idea why this happens: http://i.imgur.com/nDR0bXd.png ?
[yyyyyyyy] Chrome is drunk
[me] xxxxxx: have you tried using VI? :)
[xxxxxx] restarting didn't help
[xxxxxx] VI?
[xxxxxx] the text editor?
[me] no the coffee pot

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Wednesday, March 27th, 2013
5:25 pm
[XXXXX] YYYYY: i rubbed lemons on my face
[YYYYY] why?
[XXXXX] it is suppose to make your skin more clear
[XXXXX] kill the bacteria or something
[XXXXX] i use to do it
[XXXXX] and it made my skin really nice
[XXXXX] i'm getting back into looking like a washed human being
[YYYYY] cool
[Bifrost] XXXXX: so you're saying you had your own private lemon party?
[XXXXX] Bifrost: on my face

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Tuesday, March 26th, 2013
9:58 am
[XXXX] free weev
[Bifrost] FREE weev

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Thursday, June 28th, 2012
11:15 am
[me] INTERNATIONAL CAPSLOCK DAY?
[me]YOU DONUT SAY?
[mrxxxxxx] I HAVE CAPSLOCK MAPPED TO CTRL, SO FOR ME IT IS INTERNATIONAL HOLD-SHIFT-DOWN-WHILE-TYPING-ALPHABETIC-CHARACTERS DAY, BUT I WILL PARTICIPATE NONETHELESS

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Wednesday, April 18th, 2012
12:30 pm
[derp] Good evening, I just installed vbox on my windows 7 pc and I tried installin kubuntu.
[derp] The mouse movement is really laggy
[derp] I have a powerfull PC
[ME] derp: you need to install the flux capacitor
[derp] Well I already ejected the warp core, so any other suggestions ?

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Thursday, March 22nd, 2012
4:15 pm - ahahahahaha
[derper:#vbox] I'm using a Intel Core2Duo T5850 processor and i have running
virtualbox in my Debian 64 bits... Why i can't create virtual machines with 64 bits
technology on it ?
[me:#vbox] you need to install the flux capacitor
[derper:#vbox] Flux capacitor ? What is it ?
*** Signoff: derper (Client Quit)

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Thursday, January 19th, 2012
12:08 pm
[XXXXXX] RUBY ON RAILS WEB 2.0 AJAX MYSQL it's gonna be hilarious
[Bifrost] XXXXXX: ask them if they expect you to smoke the ajax
[XXXXXX] Bifrost: i actually find that you get a lot more of the cloud if you take the ajax rectally

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Friday, September 30th, 2011
11:15 pm
[bank] I just wanna live fast diarrhea
[bank] live fast diarrhea
[bank] live fast diarrhea


Yep, the internet is still normal!

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Friday, April 29th, 2011
12:56 am
[xxxxx] bifrost, we have robot toilets at work
[Bifrost] xxxxx: do they make kraftwerke?
[Bifrost] I POOP IN MY HOME COMPUTER
[Bifrost] SEND MY POOP INTO THE FUTURE

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Saturday, March 5th, 2011
1:43 am - and it has begun...
LJ now has a "Game Center"....

Seriously?

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Monday, February 7th, 2011
4:38 pm - make with the blogging!
I'm only seeing like 1 post a day by a real person, LJ is sadface.

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Thursday, January 27th, 2011
2:22 am
Man, I never post here anymore...

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Wednesday, November 17th, 2010
8:38 pm - Watain!
At the watain show at the DNA. I like the new booths upstairs!

Posted via LjBeetle

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Thursday, November 4th, 2010
10:04 am


oh the lolz

current mood: lulzy

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Wednesday, November 3rd, 2010
11:35 am - Voting...
Interesting that Californians basically said "down on taxes, fuck you legislators" yet they elected the same old group of party apparatchiks. That seems myopic unless they expect this to send a message. My take on the victory speeches was that the message was ignored quickly.

Time will tell I guess.

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